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Gape Keeper 140® Review - "Squish Squash, Push Pop"
I ordered the Gape Keeper 140® along with the Gape Keeper 93® (for wearing long term) and after I’d conquered the Spike 125 and Grip 150, among others. As others have mentioned, the Gape Keeper® shape means that even if you’ve... more »
The Best Sex Of My Life - A.C.'s Chute 75 Review
The Chute by Topped Toys seems to be an under-appreciated plug, and that needs to change - from my perspective, everyone should be using this every time they have sex. I can't say enough about how The Chute has helped me and my husband have... more »
Topped Talk 2023: Expanding Your Hole-Horizons
William Cowper (sadly not the same William Cowper who discovered the Cowper's Glands, where precum is made) famously wrote "Variety is the very spice of life, that gives it all its flavor.” We couldn't agree more. We all love what we... more »
Erebus Commands Respect - Testimonies from Hungry Holes
EMBRACE THE POWER OF EREBUS The Erebus Collection was our first foray into fantasy dildos, and holes around the world fell in love instantly. We've brought together some extra-mouthwatering reviews to really drive home what makes Erebus such a uniquely... more »
The Hilt Collection Hits Hard
SAY HELLO TO THE REAL ALPHAS The Hilt Collection is made up of some of the most mouthwatering, hole-wrecking, mind-melting toys you'll ever ride. From their heavily carved shafts to their wide, luscious knots, every inch of The Hilt is an HD... more »
Which Size Cetos Is Right For Me?
Cetos is a hole stretcher that is not to be underestimated. In 5 sizes, you've got everything you need to become truly cavernous. The Cetos is a multi-faceted toy that will rearrange your insides completely. It's a sturdy depth and girth stretcher... more »
Topped Toys @ Darklands: The Such FFun Interview
The Darklands Festival this year was so much fun (who woulda guessed?). We were honoured to be there and represent ourselves at the Mister B Amsterdam booth. We met tons of sluts who were eager to learn all about our toys. We made new friends, and we... more »
Which Size Hilt Is Right For Me?
There's really nothing like a thick knot to drive you wild. You've been eyeing up a Hilt for a while now, haven't you.. we don't blame you. Those strong carved features, that big knot, it just screams "take me, or cum trying!!" And yes, we know you furries... more »
Meet Our Pegging Powerhouse Toys
The Pegasus, Mordax, Artemis, and Erebus are truly incredible toys. But let's face it. If there was someone out that was as hung as these toys, the world would break. Droves of sluts would be on a mission (and on all fours) to hunt down that... more »
Which Size Spike Is Right For Me?
You want to go deep? We'll take you deep alright. The Spike Collection holds some of our longest, sleekest toys, designed to reeeeally slide deep and work open your second ring. Let's face it, we all dream of being able to take fists elbow... more »