Topped Toys

This was the first Topped Toys product I ever bought and it was a mistake. Much too advanced for me, who up to then had used much smaller plugs and should have been more sensible. What can I say — the ass wants what the ass wants. I stepped back, reassessed (pun intended), purchased some smaller plugs (Mare Maker 75, Gape Keeper 85) and Xlube, and after a few weeks of consistent training resurrendered my tail to a raising. Boy was it raised! Not to this day has any plugging rivalled that moment when the Tail Raiser 90 slid into me and pleasure, pain, panic, and surprise collided in my soul. I write "slid into me" but it would be truer to say that my ass with novitiate fervour sucked it up with a ravenous slurp and, once its little hook had caught on my tail bone, proceeded to bite down and suck it in. Thence the panic, as I realised the plug was not fully flanged and—as my ass was developing a mind of its own—feared it might slip into me completely. But the panic and the pain (the now familar and welcome ache of an expanding ... talent) lost their struggle with pleasure: the physical pleasure of the plug rubbing against my prostate, and the psychological pleasure born of the awareness that my body—given the subtle adjustments it was making to accommodate this plug—wanted this regardless of what I wanted. To this day the Tail Raiser 90 fits inside me with unrivalled comfort and hasn't entirely lost its aspect of danger despite many meetings. I still worry it might disappear completely inside me, but it's incredibly good at pitting my own body against me. And I love that tension.

All Topped Toys are delivered with a care instruction card which bears on one side the statement: "We Trash Boys." A promise? A warning? A disclaimer? All of them at once! Read it as you would the sign above the hellgate: "Abandon all hope, ye who enter." Because to enter the Topped Toys playground — or should that be: To let the Topped Toys playground enter you? — is to consent to be inevitably trashed; if one plug doesn't do it, the next one will.

This is my third plug from Topped Toys and it is the plug which has ruined me for every other source of sexual pleasure and turned me into a devoted customer of Topped Toys. It was during the second of three cumless prostate orgasms it gave me that any residue of shame about my preferences evaporated and I at last owned the fact that I am a backdoorsman, a bumboy cockhound, a pilgrim worshipper at the prostate altar. For pleasure this deep and consuming cannot be shameful.

Once you get this plug — which has an eggshell finish that gives wonderful sensations — inside you, lie down on your front, listen to some music, and try not to will anything to happen; just clear your mind and let things happen on their own. I find a little weed helps to dismantle the brain's imperium over consciousness, allowing it to tune itself in to the body's localized and transient polities of sensation. Soon enough, out of the anarchy, a new 'order'-giving principle will emanate from the prostate: pleasure, the negation of order. The sole diktat of this barbarian king — give in to lust — will travel out in waves through your pelvis, up your spine, and sack your mind, so that you begin to pant and writhe and moan as you dissolve in and succumb to an animal ecstasy which climbs but never climaxes.

That's what this plug did for me, that's what a Topped Toys toy can do for you. My only regret is that I did not find these products, and this part of myself, sooner.

The Gape Keeper 85 is my gateway plug, and Topped Toys is my well-resourced dealer.

Love the ridges, when I first got it, almost to intense, but after a bit of use, love it, you will feel every one of those ridges

The Agon 145 is wonderful! Your hole will be stretched! I especially enjoy being stuffed, rocking back and forth on it, stimulating my P spot!

Fantastic toy in every way—I took my first ride today and while I couldn’t handle the full experience, this beast put his pup in his place. I have other similar toys and have enjoyed them in the past but this is miles above more pleasure and fun than I’ve had with those toys.

Gate Keeper 55 keeps this beginner’s slutty hole filled all night. Makes me so horny for the 65 and 75 and 85 and 93 and 100 to fill me up! Good thing I ordered them. Thanks Topped Toys!

I can't get enough of how well it holds my hole open, especially after a good long session

Used to the square peg egg, and the tail raiser is a perfect companion to it. Easily a new favorite

Wow after using My Gape Keeper 85 I Tried My 85 Mare Maker and Wow it Popped All the way In and I Saw Stars!!! Happy I got it in and had To take it out after Five Minutes but it was So Fun!!! Have to get use to it.

The stretch feels AMAZING! This, along with the Hilt75 are my favorites. I’m actually able to keep it in for a little while. I blow huge loads with it inside of me. Very comfortable.

Amazing! Still new to depth, but this one really got me riding down on it and craving more!

I’ve got a lot of toys from Topped Toys over the years and it’s to hard to choose a favorite, but I have to say this one may just take the top spot! I love how I get two totally different sensations just by rotating the toy 180 degrees and this is a plug I can actually wear around the house with ease and I’m getting to the point where I can keep it in longer and longer and feel it absolutely destroying my insides! Can’t wait to size up!

The Mordax 75 feels ever better coming out than going in. The ridges feel incredible as it slides deep inside you then pull and tease your hole/pussy upon exiting you. The 75 is a nice length and girth but I should've gotten the size up. I underestimated how much my hole is able to take now. It also gives you a nice gape!

Really looking for this boy to open me up. Training with Grip 126 and Grip 134 before taking the Spike 105 all inside me. Really a slot!!

This thing is awesome it has a very soft surface but it is still firm enough to enter. I do wish I would have brought a smaller one to start out with so I will be ordering the 90 or the 100 soon