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Canada Day 2023

Canada Day 2023

The Boys 2 minute read All Blogs | Announcements

Happy Canada Day, sluts! Behold, holes of the world! Our 2023 Canada Day Sale is just around the corner! There's nothing that makes us more proud than seeing your cunts being stretched around our toys, and we want to facilitate as much pussification as... more »

Depth and Railing - Exploring Your Deepest Reaches

Depth and Railing - Exploring Your Deepest Reaches

Jamie 5 minute read All Blogs | Features | Training Center

So you've already read and memorized every word of Depth Training 101, right? Good.  Depth play opens up a whole new world of pleasure, one that is completely unique from girthy toys and plugs. That deep, soul-shaking feeling as a toy slinks... more »

Which Size Lotus Is Right For Me?

Which Size Lotus Is Right For Me?

Jamie 4 minute read All Blogs | Size Guides

The Lotus is a wildly unique design that focuses on turbo-stretching your first ring without driving deep like others, so you can wear it even longer than you would imagine. Its soft platinum silicone tip slips you open before its wide Hilt-like... more »

Mare Maker 130: Equestrian Gold

Mare Maker 130: Equestrian Gold

3 minute read All Blogs | Features

I’ve had the Mare Maker 130 for 6 months now and it’s the perfect ride to finish off a play session, whether you’re with your partner/playmate or playing solo. At 13 inches in circumference and shaped with a uniquely oblong cross section and... more »

Gape Keeper 140 Review - "Squish Squash, Push Pop"

Gape Keeper 140 Review -

3 minute read All Blogs | Features

I ordered the Gape Keeper 140 along with the Gape Keeper 93 (for wearing long term) and after I’d conquered the Spike 125 and Grip 150, among others. As others have mentioned, the Gape Keeper shape means that even if you’ve taken something... more »

The Best Sex Of My Life - A.C.'s Chute 75 Review

The Best Sex Of My Life - A.C.'s Chute 75 Review

4 minute read All Blogs | Features

The Chute by Topped Toys seems to be an under-appreciated plug, and that needs to change - from my perspective, everyone should be using this every time they have sex. I can't say enough about how The Chute has helped me and my husband have... more »

Topped Talk 2023: Expanding Your Hole-Horizons

Topped Talk 2023: Expanding Your Hole-Horizons

Jamie 12 minute read All Blogs | Features | Training Center

William Cowper (sadly not the same William Cowper who discovered the Cowper's Glands, where precum is made) famously wrote "Variety is the very spice of life, that gives it all its flavor.” We couldn't agree more. We all love what we... more »

Erebus Commands Respect - Testimonies from Hungry Holes

Erebus Commands Respect - Testimonies from Hungry Holes

Jamie 5 minute read All Blogs | Features | Training Center

EMBRACE THE POWER OF EREBUS The Erebus Collection was our first foray into fantasy dildos, and holes around the world fell in love instantly. We've brought together some extra-mouthwatering reviews to really drive home what makes Erebus such a uniquely... more »

The Hilt Collection Hits Hard

The Hilt Collection Hits Hard

Jamie 11 minute read All Blogs | Features

SAY HELLO TO THE REAL ALPHAS The Hilt Collection is made up of some of the most mouthwatering, hole-wrecking, mind-melting toys you'll ever ride. From their heavily carved shafts to their wide, luscious knots, every inch of The Hilt is an HD... more »

Which Size Cetos Is Right For Me?

Which Size Cetos Is Right For Me?

Jamie 6 minute read All Blogs | Size Guides | Training Center

Cetos is a hole stretcher that is not to be underestimated. In 5 sizes, you've got everything you need to become truly cavernous. The Cetos is a multi-faceted toy that will rearrange your insides completely. It's a sturdy depth and girth stretcher... more »