The Post

2 Sizes

Nothing can save your quivering hole from this dastardly torture device. The Post puts your hole through the ringer and shows you no mercy. Read More

Nothing can save your quivering hole from this dastardly torture device. The Post puts your hole through the ringer and shows you no mercy. If you loved doing lip-thrashing reps on your Grip, the Post takes that in entirely new directions.

It opens you up with a pointed head that gets real blunt real fast, rocking out to its max circumference after only 3". But watch out for that false-end. When your lips hit the middle-ring and you think you've taken it all, you're still not done. One more push and The Post drops off aggressively to its thick neck, treating your hole to a unique double-pop every time you slide over the flare. That neck gives your struggling lips next to nothing to hold onto either, so it'll spit itself out just as soon as you can jam it back in. Feeling brave enough to try to wear it out to the club? A Plug Harness never came so in handy before.

So go on, we dare you to try to hold it in after getting through a couple hundred reps. We'll just see how quickly it falls out of your loose, puffy, destroyed slot. Talk about turbo-charging your training.


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Collection Dimensions Chart (in/cm)

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The Post 100 120
Max Circumference 10
12
Max Diameter 3.18
3.82
Neck Circumference 8.75
10.50
Neck Diameter 2.79 3.34
Insertable 5
5.25
The Post 100 120
Max Circumference 25.40 30.48
Max Diameter 8.10
9.70
Neck Circumference 22.22
26.67
Neck Diameter 7.09
8.48
Insertable 12.70
13.34
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The Post 100
from $110
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The Post 120
from $165

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