Happy Canada Day, sluts!
Behold, holes of the world! Our 2023 Canada Day Sale is just around the corner! There's nothing that makes us more proud than seeing your cunts being stretched around our toys, and we want to facilitate as much pussification as possible. It's no secret that the winters here in Canada are chilly, so you know that we're pros in heating things up. With this year's Canada Day Sale, this summer's gonna be a scorcher!
About the Canada Day Sale
The 2023 Canada Day Sale will start Friday June 30th at Noon PST, and extend a whole week until Tuesday July 4th at Midnight PST.
- Our inventory of Seconds Toys will all be 25% off regular price.
- Seconds are the toys that have minor cosmetic defects or irregularities that don't affect the use of the toy. They may also be older versions of toys; as such, toys that currently come with Vac-U-Lock holes, but previously did not, might not have the hole as a Seconds Toy.
- Seconds are available on a first come first served basis, so act fast to save on all those toys you've been eyeing! They will be available on the webstore at the very top of the page in their own section, so you can't miss em!
- Get Global Free Shipping on every toy purchase during the Canada Day Sale, whether or not it's a Seconds Toy.
- WE ARE UNABLE TO MAKE CHANGES TO ORDERS ONCE PLACED. Check your order carefully including the items, sizes, and shipping address. If we receive a request to make a change to your order we will cancel the order so that you can place the correct order. Seconds inventory is limited and we will not be able to hold items for any customers.
- Sale orders may take several weeks to ship as we work through the large volume. We appreciate your patience as we work hard to ship your toys as quickly as we are able. Disrespectful communications will result in order cancellation.
- Multiple orders to the same address may be combined.
With the wild, hot summer ahead of us, now's the time to stock up for all the fun you've got planned ;)
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