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Canada Day 2025
This Canada Day weekend, save 25% off Toys, Apparel, and Select AccessoriesAbout The Canada Day SaleThe 2025 Canada Day Sale will start Sunday June 29th at 10:00 am PST, and run until Wednesday July 2nd at Noon PST. Early Access is Saturday... more »
Accessory How To's
Learn how to snip the tip on your new Topped Toys Lube Bottle and start playing. Add a Vac-U-Lock compatible hole to your favourite toys using our Drillbit.
Which Size Mordax Is Right For Me?
Mordax is crafted to be the dildo you never knew you needed so badly. Its soft texture combined with those ridges sets it apart from traditional toys. Riding Mordax brings a completely new sensation—one that quickly turns into a craving you’ll... more »
What Do The Numbers Mean? Sizing Our Toys
Artemis 65? Lotus 120? Apex 142? Huh?When it's time to size up for a new toy, sometimes it takes more effort than it should. It's very common to see toys being sold as "Small", "Medium", "Large" etc. Every toy maker has... more »
Hole Power: Encounters with Dominant Bottoms, Part 1
The archetype of the "Bottom" is one that is well known to anyone who's spent time in queer company, online or in meatspace. Submissive, feminine, either demure or bratty, someone to be tamed and dominated by an assertive and forceful top.... more »
A Top's Perspective
If you've been a dedicated follower of this blog, you'll know that our writers at Topped Toys provide a delicious blend of inspiration, instruction, and toe-curlingly graphic experiences. More often than not, these stories are taken from the... more »
Which Size Tail Raiser® Is Right For Me?
The Tail Raiser® is an ingenious ergonomic plug that will hug your hole for hours. At roughly 5” insertable across the entire collection, they're so comfortable that you can simply pop one in and set the timer to reach your plug time... more »
Black Friday 2024
Early Access: Thursday, November 28 2024 @ 10:00am PSTStarts: Friday, November 29 2024 @ 10:00am PSTEnds: Tuesday, December 3 2024 @ 11:00am PSTAll toys, accessories, and apparel will be 25% off site-wide Make the most of this sale!We expect a large... more »
Love At First Ride: Artemis 125 Review by B.C.
I cannot stress this enough, I purchased this beast with the intention of it replacing my old non-platinum-silicone toys I use for pre-stretching. I didn’t expect it to be an absolute spotlight thief and introduce me to a new way I can... more »
Canada Day Sale 2024
Happy Canada Day! Summer is nearly here, and our Canada Day Sale is coming up at the end of June! 🍁 We’re ready to get really wild this summer. Are you? The Canada Day Sale is your chance to stock your toy chest to the brim with everything... more »