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It's a toy... but what is it? 2021
Take one look around Amazon or your local sex shop and you'll very quickly see that there's no shortage of sex toy makers out there. They range from discount dildos made in huge quantities in factories, to top-quality handmade pieces of rideable art. ... more »
Black Friday - 2021
Listen up sluts!📢 Our Black Friday Sale is comingStarts: Thursday, November 25 2021 @ 7:00pm PSTEnds: Saturday, November 27 2021 @ 1:00am PST All toys, accessories, and apparel will be 20% off site-wide EU ORDERS NOW SHIP FROM WITHIN THE ... more »
Cetos 110: My Monstrous Maiden Voyage
I love unique fantasy designs for their ability to rearrange my insides in ways I never thought possible. When I first laid my eyes on Cetos, my imagination ran wild with thoughts of what this tantalizing tentacle would do to my hole. The description ... more »
Topped Toys - Featured on the SuchFFun Podcast
We're On The Air! Hear all about the start of Topped Toys from founders Rod and Michel on the Such FFun podcast. Learn what inspired your favorite designs and what's coming up next from our test lab. Our story Design philosophy of our toys Long term ... more »
Canada Day Sale 2021 - 🍁Sorry About Your Hole, Eh!🍁
(All of our Seconds Toys are sold out. But you can still get Free Global Shipping on every Toy order!) Happy Canada Day, sluts! July 1st is Canada Day, so of course we're celebrating! We'd like to take this opportunity to share our Canadian values of ... more »
The Mordax: A Revolution In Depth Training
There are so many things to say about Mordax. When it was first released, I was thinking that this was a toy that I would have to train up to in order to take it to a decent depth. When it arrived at my doorstep, it still seemed like a HUGE toy, even as I ... more »
Which Size Grip Is Right For Me?
How to Choose the Right Fit Selecting the right size toy for your ability level and your goals is an important part of your purchase. Get a toy that’s too small and you’ll quickly wish you’d gone bigger. Pick a toy that’s too big ... more »
Maximum Mordax Mayhem
The Topped Toys Crew Did it Again! To start, I am a HUGE fan of the entire Topped Toys line. I have what some would call an out of control collection of toys from various erotic toy companies, but Topped Toys seems to be the go-to for not only me, but ... more »
Pricing, Discounts, and Our Value Philosophy
Topped Toys is committed to offering industry-leading prices. Part of the way we do that is by limiting the discounts available on our products. Discounting products for some customers means that others will pay a higher price. We think that’s ... more »
"Inescapably stuffed and spread open...": An Ode To The Topped Toys Grip Collection, by @FfillyF
During quarantine, the Topped Toys Grip Collection of plugs opened me wide, made me gape, and kept my hungry hole deeply satisfied, all the while opening me up to a new world of stretched out sensation. Even by last fall, fisting friends were ... more »