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Best Plugs On The Planet! - Grip Review
These are the best butt plugs on the planet!! I have 3 of these plugs. The Grip 115, Grip 126, and this Grip 134 and they are amazing! I can't wait to work up to the Grip 144! Regardless of what size and shape toy you enjoy, I can... more »
Depth and Railing - Exploring Your Deepest Reaches
So you've already read and memorized every word of Depth Training 101, right? Good. Depth play opens up a whole new world of pleasure, one that is completely unique from girthy toys and plugs. That deep, soul-shaking feeling as a toy slinks... more »
Mare Maker 130: Equestrian Gold
I’ve had the Mare Maker 130 for 6 months now and it’s the perfect ride to finish off a play session, whether you’re with your partner/playmate or playing solo. At 13 inches in circumference and shaped with a uniquely oblong cross section and... more »
Gape Keeper 140® Review - "Squish Squash, Push Pop"
I ordered the Gape Keeper 140® along with the Gape Keeper 93® (for wearing long term) and after I’d conquered the Spike 125 and Grip 150, among others. As others have mentioned, the Gape Keeper® shape means that even if you’ve... more »
The Best Sex Of My Life - A.C.'s Chute 75 Review
The Chute by Topped Toys seems to be an under-appreciated plug, and that needs to change - from my perspective, everyone should be using this every time they have sex. I can't say enough about how The Chute has helped me and my husband have... more »
Topped Talk 2023: Expanding Your Hole-Horizons
William Cowper (sadly not the same William Cowper who discovered the Cowper's Glands, where precum is made) famously wrote "Variety is the very spice of life, that gives it all its flavor.” We couldn't agree more. We all love what we... more »
Erebus Commands Respect - Testimonies from Hungry Holes
EMBRACE THE POWER OF EREBUS The Erebus Collection was our first foray into fantasy dildos, and holes around the world fell in love instantly. We've brought together some extra-mouthwatering reviews to really drive home what makes Erebus such a uniquely... more »
The Hilt Collection Hits Hard
SAY HELLO TO THE REAL ALPHAS The Hilt Collection is made up of some of the most mouthwatering, hole-wrecking, mind-melting toys you'll ever ride. From their heavily carved shafts to their wide, luscious knots, every inch of The Hilt is an HD... more »
Topped Toys @ Darklands: The Such FFun Interview
The Darklands Festival this year was so much fun (who woulda guessed?). We were honoured to be there and represent ourselves at the Mister B Amsterdam booth. We met tons of sluts who were eager to learn all about our toys. We made new friends, and we... more »
Meet Our Pegging Powerhouse Toys
The Pegasus, Mordax, Artemis, and Erebus are truly incredible toys. But let's face it. If there was someone out that was as hung as these toys, the world would break. Droves of sluts would be on a mission (and on all fours) to hunt down that... more »