Size Guides

  1. What Do The Numbers Mean? Sizing Our Toys

    Artemis 65? Lotus 120? Apex 142? Huh? When it's time to size up for a new toy, sometimes it takes more effort than it...

  2. Hole Power: Encounters with Dominant Bottoms, Part 1

    The archetype of the "Bottom" is one that is well known to anyone who's spent time in queer company, online or in meatspace. Submissive...

  3. A Top's Perspective

    If you've been a dedicated follower of this blog, you'll know that our writers at Topped Toys provide a delicious blend of inspiration...

  4. Which Size Tail Raiser Is Right For Me?

    The Tail Raiser is an ingenious ergonomic plug that will hug your hole for hours. At roughly 5” insertable across the entire collection, they're...

  5. Black Friday 2024

    Early Access: Thursday, November 28 2024 @ 10:00am PSTStarts: Friday, November 29 2024 @ 10:00am PSTEnds: Tuesday, December 3 2024 @ 11:00am PST All toys...

  6. Love At First Ride: Artemis 125 Review by B.C.

    I cannot stress this enough, I purchased this beast with the intention of it replacing my old non-platinum-silicone toys I use for pre...

  7. Canada Day Sale 2024

    Happy Canada Day! Summer is nearly here, and our Canada Day Sale is coming up at the end of June! 🍁 We’re ready to...

  8. A Grateful Hole - Mare Maker 142

    After waiting almost a year to try a Mare Maker in the 14x range, The Mare Maker 142 was finally released and I have been...

  9. My First Day With The Mare Maker 142

    Review by P. R. When my husband came home with a package and with a big grin on his face, I knew that my Topped...

  10. PEGASUS 125: "Massive Mind Fuck & Pussy Wrecking Pleasure"

    Review by D. Mere days before Topped Toys announced the Pegasus 125, I had been pondering getting the Pegasus 105 (the Pegasus and the Juicer...

  11. Pump It Up with Cunt & Rosebud Pumps

    You can picture it right now, can't you? A plump, puffy, luscious, donut-shaped cunt that is just begging to be made-out with...

  12. Which Mare Maker Is Right For Me?

    So you're finally ready to take the plunge and start changing your hole forever, eh? The raw pussification power of The Mare Maker has...

  13. Mordax Is A Magnificent Monster, But Fun To Tame

    The web page description of this amazing monster is perfectly spot on!! Mordax is a phenominal ride!!! I can easily enjoy some bigger toys but...

  14. Best Plugs On The Planet! - Grip Review

    These are the best butt plugs on the planet!! I have 3 of these plugs. The Grip 115, Grip 126, and this Grip 134 and...

  15. Canada Day 2023

    Happy Canada Day, sluts! Behold, holes of the world! Our 2023 Canada Day Sale is just around the corner! There's nothing that makes us...

  16. Depth and Railing - Exploring Your Deepest Reaches

    So you've already read and memorized every word of Depth Training 101, right? Good.  Depth play opens up a whole new world of pleasure...

  17. Which Size Lotus Is Right For Me?

    The Lotus is a wildly unique design that focuses on turbo-stretching your first ring without driving deep like others, so you can wear it...

  18. Mare Maker 115 - "A Plug Unlike Any Other"

    When the Mare Maker first came out in the 130 size, my hungry eyes and hole needed it, even if I knew it was a...

  19. Mordax 90 - Balls Deep? Definitely!

    I was torn between the Mordax 90 and the Mordax 105 and ultimately chose the Mordax 90 because it was close to the maximum size...

  20. KINK3D Chastity Cage & Ring Guides

    Chastity CagesWhen measuring flaccid length, allow the penis to hang naturally. Measure along the top side of the penis from base (where it meets the...

  21. Mare Maker 130: Equestrian Gold

    I’ve had the Mare Maker 130 for 6 months now and it’s the perfect ride to finish off a play session, whether you...

  22. Gape Keeper 140® Review - "Squish Squash, Push Pop"

    I ordered the Gape Keeper 140® along with the Gape Keeper 93® (for wearing long term) and after I’d conquered the Spike...

  23. The Best Sex Of My Life - A.C.'s Chute 75 Review

    The Chute by Topped Toys seems to be an under-appreciated plug, and that needs to change - from my perspective, everyone should be using this...

  24. Topped Talk 2023: Expanding Your Hole-Horizons

    William Cowper (sadly not the same William Cowper who discovered the Cowper's Glands, where precum is made) famously wrote "Variety is the very spice...

  25. Erebus Commands Respect - Testimonies from Hungry Holes

    EMBRACE THE POWER OF EREBUS The Erebus Collection was our first foray into fantasy dildos, and holes around the world fell in love instantly. We...

What Do The Numbers Mean? Sizing Our Toys

What Do The Numbers Mean? Sizing Our Toys

2 minute read All Blogs | Size Guides | Training Center

Artemis 65? Lotus 120? Apex 142? Huh?When it's time to size up for a new toy, sometimes it takes more effort than it should. It's very common to see toys being sold as "Small", "Medium", "Large" etc. Every toy maker has... more »

Which Size Tail Raiser Is Right For Me?

Which Size Tail Raiser Is Right For Me?

4 minute read All Blogs | Size Guides | Training Center

The Tail Raiser is an ingenious ergonomic plug that will hug your hole for hours. At roughly 5” insertable across the entire collection, they're so comfortable that you can simply pop one in and set the timer to reach your plug time goals.... more »

KINK3D Chastity Cage & Ring Guides

KINK3D Chastity Cage & Ring Guides

Jamie 4 minute read All Blogs | Size Guides | Training Center

Chastity CagesWhen measuring flaccid length, allow the penis to hang naturally. Measure along the top side of the penis from base (where it meets the body) to tip.We suggest measuring several times over the course of the day under "normal"... more »

Which Mare Maker Is Right For Me?

Which Mare Maker Is Right For Me?

Jamie 8 minute read All Blogs | Size Guides

So you're finally ready to take the plunge and start changing your hole forever, eh? The raw pussification power of The Mare Maker has been transforming cunts around the world, gifting people with the most luscious, elongated mare cunts imaginable. But... more »

Which Size Lotus Is Right For Me?

Which Size Lotus Is Right For Me?

Jamie 4 minute read All Blogs | Size Guides

The Lotus is a wildly unique design that focuses on turbo-stretching your first ring without driving deep like others, so you can wear it even longer than you would imagine. Its soft platinum silicone tip slips you open before its wide Hilt-like... more »

Which Size Cetos Is Right For Me?

Which Size Cetos Is Right For Me?

Jamie 6 minute read All Blogs | Size Guides | Training Center

Cetos is a hole stretcher that is not to be underestimated. In 5 sizes, you've got everything you need to become truly cavernous. The Cetos is a multi-faceted toy that will rearrange your insides completely. It's a sturdy depth and girth stretcher... more »

Which Size Hilt Is Right For Me?

Which Size Hilt Is Right For Me?

The Test Boy 5 minute read All Blogs | Size Guides | Training Center

There's really nothing like a thick knot to drive you wild. You've been eyeing up a Hilt for a while now, haven't you.. we don't blame you. Those strong carved features, that big knot, it just screams "take me, or cum trying!!" And yes, we know you furries... more »

Which Size Spike Is Right For Me?

Which Size Spike Is Right For Me?

Jamie 4 minute read All Blogs | Size Guides | Training Center

You want to go deep? We'll take you deep alright. The Spike Collection holds some of our longest, sleekest toys, designed to reeeeally slide deep and work open your second ring. Let's face it, we all dream of being able to take fists elbow... more »

Which Size Erebus Is Right For Me?

Which Size Erebus Is Right For Me?

Jamie 5 minute read All Blogs | Size Guides | Training Center

You've arrived in Erebus' domain amidst a heavy air of dark and brooding lust... something primal, something feral, like you're about to be used up and entirely spent. But that's why you came poking around these ancient Greek ruins, right? You heard tale... more »

Which Size Deep Space Is Right For Me?

Which Size Deep Space Is Right For Me?

The Boys 9 minute read All Blogs | Size Guides | Training Center

With 9 different sizes, there is infinite opportunity to start your depth-training journey with the Deep Space Collection and ascend up each step. But where do you start? Depth play is a world of stretching all unto itself, with all new pleasures and... more »