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Canada Day Sale 2021 - 🍁Sorry About Your Hole, Eh!🍁
(All of our Seconds Toys are sold out. But you can still get Free Global Shipping on every Toy order!) Happy Canada Day, sluts! July 1st is Canada Day, so of course we're celebrating! We'd like to take this opportunity to share our Canadian values of... more »
The Mordax: A Revolution In Depth Training
There are so many things to say about Mordax. When it was first released, I was thinking that this was a toy that I would have to train up to in order to take it to a decent depth. When it arrived at my doorstep, it still seemed like a HUGE toy, even as I... more »
Which Size Grip Is Right For Me?
Selecting the right size toy for your ability level and your goals is an important part of your purchase. Get a toy that’s too small and you’ll quickly wish you’d gone bigger. Pick a toy that’s too big and you might find it relegated... more »
Maximum Mordax Mayhem
The Topped Toys Crew Did it Again! To start, I am a HUGE fan of the entire Topped Toys line. I have what some would call an out of control collection of toys from various erotic toy companies, but Topped Toys seems to be the go-to for not only me, but... more »
Pricing, Discounts, and Our Value Philosophy
Topped Toys is committed to offering industry-leading prices. Part of the way we do that is by limiting the discounts available on our products. Discounting products for some customers means that others will pay a higher price. We think that’s... more »
"Inescapably stuffed and spread open...": An Ode To The Topped Toys Grip Collection, by @FfillyF
During quarantine, the Topped Toys Grip Collection of plugs opened me wide, made me gape, and kept my hungry hole deeply satisfied, all the while opening me up to a new world of stretched out sensation. Even by last fall, fisting friends were... more »
Depth Training 101
For as long as I’ve been taking dicks and playing with toys I’ve heard the old adage “girth beats length!” repeated ad nauseum. I’d been hyper-focused on taking wider and wider toys, because seeing your lips pried open by a... more »
SwitchTwinkXL Goes Deep With Hilt and Spike
I’m gonna be honest: I’m a slut for being stretched out, through and through. For me, nothing beats the sensation of a thick cock, toy, or fist working its way up my hole, stretching me open to my limit—only for it to sink in impossibly... more »
Find What Your Hole Needs - Three Pairings For Different Goals
As you explore pushing your limits in new and exciting ways, there’s always that constant nagging slut in your mind telling you to upgrade to a bigger size. Damn right you should, it’s thrilling getting a big new toy in for the first time!... more »
Gape Keeper 93® Review by "Bear and Boy" for Mister B
Our friends over at Mister B have graced us with an incredibly sexy and glowing review + video of the Gape Keeper 93®. In their own words: Bear and Boy are a horny, kinky couple. They are into a lot of different things. They especially love trying... more »