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Topped Talk 2023: Expanding Your Hole-Horizons
William Cowper (sadly not the same William Cowper who discovered the Cowper's Glands, where precum is made) famously wrote "Variety is the very spice of life, that gives it all its flavor.” We couldn't agree more. We all love what we... more »
Erebus Commands Respect - Testimonies from Hungry Holes
EMBRACE THE POWER OF EREBUS The Erebus Collection was our first foray into fantasy dildos, and holes around the world fell in love instantly. We've brought together some extra-mouthwatering reviews to really drive home what makes Erebus such a uniquely... more »
The Hilt Collection Hits Hard
SAY HELLO TO THE REAL ALPHAS The Hilt Collection is made up of some of the most mouthwatering, hole-wrecking, mind-melting toys you'll ever ride. From their heavily carved shafts to their wide, luscious knots, every inch of The Hilt is an HD... more »
Which Size Cetos Is Right For Me?
Cetos is a hole stretcher that is not to be underestimated. In 5 sizes, you've got everything you need to become truly cavernous. The Cetos is a multi-faceted toy that will rearrange your insides completely. It's a sturdy depth and girth stretcher... more »
Which Size Hilt Is Right For Me?
There's really nothing like a thick knot to drive you wild. You've been eyeing up a Hilt for a while now, haven't you.. we don't blame you. Those strong carved features, that big knot, it just screams "take me, or cum trying!!" And yes, we know you furries... more »
Meet Our Pegging Powerhouse Toys
The Pegasus, Mordax, Artemis, and Erebus are truly incredible toys. But let's face it. If there was someone out that was as hung as these toys, the world would break. Droves of sluts would be on a mission (and on all fours) to hunt down that... more »
Which Size Spike Is Right For Me?
You want to go deep? We'll take you deep alright. The Spike Collection holds some of our longest, sleekest toys, designed to reeeeally slide deep and work open your second ring. Let's face it, we all dream of being able to take fists elbow... more »
Toys For Tops: Make Bottoms Melt, And Heighten Your Orgasms
Tops, We See You You know we love toys, and fists make us melt, but a good hard fuck is like nothing else. So, who says we can't combine a couple of things we love to make sex even more mind-blowing? We love nothing more than making sluts cum harder than... more »
Hilt 115: Discovering A Game Changer!
The Hilt 115 is my third toy from Topped Toys and is, at the moment, the most mind-bending. I’ve been playing with larger intermediate toys for both width and length for several years and was dissatisfied with most of the available ones. My search... more »
Canada Day Sale 2022 - 🍁Givin' Er 110 On Your Hole🍁
Happy Canada Day, sluts! July 1st is Canada Day, so of course we're celebrating! We'd like to take this opportunity to share our Canadian values of equality, tolerance, diversity, and community with all of you. We wouldn't be here without you all, and we... more »