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Complete Sensory Overload with Hilt 95
I don't care if you've been gang-banged by a whole bathhouse or fisted by a football team, this is different. Context: I picked the Hilt 95 because the head was a width I could take with warmup, the shaft was at my "I can take it if I don't mind... more »
Topped Talk: Going Big in 2022 With Some Of Our Favourite Sluts
That hunt for the next big stretch is something that fuels so many sluts out there. Bearing down on a bigger, new toy, and the sheer bliss as it overwhelms your hole and your senses, there's nothing like it. But hey, we're all human, and we're all... more »
It's a toy... but what is it?
Take one look around Amazon or your local sex shop and you'll very quickly see that there's no shortage of sex toy makers out there. They range from discount dildos made in huge quantities in factories, to top-quality handmade pieces of rideable art.... more »
Cetos 110: My Monstrous Maiden Voyage
When I first laid my eyes on Cetos, my imagination ran wild with thoughts of what this tantalizing tentacle would do to my hole. The description said it was inspired by the mythic sea monster of the same name, and the nerd in me does love Greek... more »
The Mordax: A Revolution In Depth Training
When it was first released, I was thinking that this was a toy that I would have to train up to in order to take it to a decent depth. When it arrived at my doorstep, it still seemed like a HUGE toy, even as I unpacked it. Yet, lubing it up for the... more »
Which Size Grip Is Right For Me?
Selecting the right size toy for your ability level and your goals is an important part of your purchase. Get a toy that’s too small and you’ll quickly wish you’d gone bigger. Pick a toy that’s too big and you might find it relegated... more »
Maximum Mordax Mayhem
To start, I am a HUGE fan of the entire Topped Toys line. I have what some would call an out of control collection of toys from various erotic toy companies, but Topped Toys seems to be the go-to for not only me, but my Hubby and our regular play... more »
Pricing, Discounts, and Our Value Philosophy
Topped Toys is committed to offering industry-leading prices. Part of the way we do that is by limiting the discounts available on our products. Discounting products for some customers means that others will pay a higher price. We think that’s... more »
"Inescapably stuffed and spread open...": An Ode To The Topped Toys Grip Collection, by @FfillyF
During quarantine, the Topped Toys Grip Collection of plugs opened me wide, made me gape, and kept my hungry hole deeply satisfied, all the while opening me up to a new world of stretched out sensation. Even by last fall, fisting friends were... more »
Depth Training 101
For as long as I’ve been taking dicks and playing with toys I’ve heard the old adage “girth beats length!” repeated ad nauseum. I’d been hyper-focused on taking wider and wider toys, because seeing your lips pried open by a... more »