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Cetos 110: My Monstrous Maiden Voyage
I love unique fantasy designs for their ability to rearrange my insides in ways I never thought possible. When I first laid my eyes on Cetos, my imagination ran wild with thoughts of what this tantalizing tentacle would do to my hole. The description... more »
The Mordax: A Revolution In Depth Training
There are so many things to say about Mordax. When it was first released, I was thinking that this was a toy that I would have to train up to in order to take it to a decent depth. When it arrived at my doorstep, it still seemed like a HUGE toy, even as I... more »
Which Size Grip Is Right For Me?
Selecting the right size toy for your ability level and your goals is an important part of your purchase. Get a toy that’s too small and you’ll quickly wish you’d gone bigger. Pick a toy that’s too big and you might find it relegated... more »
Maximum Mordax Mayhem
The Topped Toys Crew Did it Again! To start, I am a HUGE fan of the entire Topped Toys line. I have what some would call an out of control collection of toys from various erotic toy companies, but Topped Toys seems to be the go-to for not only me, but... more »
Pricing, Discounts, and Our Value Philosophy
Topped Toys is committed to offering industry-leading prices. Part of the way we do that is by limiting the discounts available on our products. Discounting products for some customers means that others will pay a higher price. We think that’s... more »
"Inescapably stuffed and spread open...": An Ode To The Topped Toys Grip Collection, by @FfillyF
During quarantine, the Topped Toys Grip Collection of plugs opened me wide, made me gape, and kept my hungry hole deeply satisfied, all the while opening me up to a new world of stretched out sensation. Even by last fall, fisting friends were... more »
Depth Training 101
For as long as I’ve been taking dicks and playing with toys I’ve heard the old adage “girth beats length!” repeated ad nauseum. I’d been hyper-focused on taking wider and wider toys, because seeing your lips pried open by a... more »
SwitchTwinkXL Goes Deep With Hilt and Spike
I’m gonna be honest: I’m a slut for being stretched out, through and through. For me, nothing beats the sensation of a thick cock, toy, or fist working its way up my hole, stretching me open to my limit—only for it to sink in impossibly... more »
Find What Your Hole Needs - Three Pairings For Different Goals
As you explore pushing your limits in new and exciting ways, there’s always that constant nagging slut in your mind telling you to upgrade to a bigger size. Damn right you should, it’s thrilling getting a big new toy in for the first time!... more »
Gape Keeper 93® Review by "Bear and Boy" for Mister B
Our friends over at Mister B have graced us with an incredibly sexy and glowing review + video of the Gape Keeper 93®. In their own words: Bear and Boy are a horny, kinky couple. They are into a lot of different things. They especially love trying... more »