The Post

The Post is a rep trainer and a long-wear plug with an extra-fat neck. It's shallower than the Gape Keeper, but boasts a more substantial mass than The Grip. Getting started on the blunt head is easy thanks to the well-supported, stable body. But once your hole gives in and opens up, you'll slide right down to the base, finding yourself fully impaled before you know what happened.

From there, it's up to you. Pop back up over the neck and rep it to generate some big, puffy lips. Or, pull off of it just enough to rest at the even wider indentation in the middle of the plug body. Or, just stand up and marvel at how the huge, unforgiving silicone shape pushes your cheeks wide apart as you check yourself out in the mirror.

This plug sits level with your hole, so it's perfect to wear under jeans or a Speedo if you're brave enough. Add a Plug Harness if you plan to leave the house, since this wide neck is sure to tire out your sloppy gash after a while.

If you love doing lip-thrashing reps on your Grip, The Post is a great complement—delivering the same brutal pop, but with a longer widest point and more mass inside. Pick up your Post in whatever size you're at right now, but plan to move up. This plug doesn't require much depth, so it's perfect if you want to really focus on a wide-open, gaped look.