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Pump It Up with Cunt & Rosebud Pumps
You can picture it right now, can't you? A plump, puffy, luscious, donut-shaped cunt that is just begging to be made-out with, stretched out, and ravaged. It's the perfect bullseye for cocks, fists, and toys. With enhanced sensations then fucking or... more »
Which Mare Maker Is Right For Me?
So you're finally ready to take the plunge and start changing your hole forever, eh? The raw pussification power of The Mare Maker has been transforming cunts around the world, gifting people with the most luscious, elongated mare cunts imaginable. But... more »
Best Plugs On The Planet! - Grip Review
These are the best butt plugs on the planet!! I have 3 of these plugs. The Grip 115, Grip 126, and this Grip 134 and they are amazing! I can't wait to work up to the Grip 144! Regardless of what size and shape toy you enjoy, I can... more »
Canada Day 2023
Happy Canada Day, sluts! Behold, holes of the world! Our 2023 Canada Day Sale is just around the corner! There's nothing that makes us more proud than seeing your cunts being stretched around our toys, and we want to facilitate as much pussification as... more »
Depth and Railing - Exploring Your Deepest Reaches
So you've already read and memorized every word of Depth Training 101, right? Good. Depth play opens up a whole new world of pleasure, one that is completely unique from girthy toys and plugs. That deep, soul-shaking feeling as a toy slinks... more »
Which Size Lotus Is Right For Me?
The Lotus is a wildly unique design that focuses on turbo-stretching your first ring without driving deep like others, so you can wear it even longer than you would imagine. Its soft platinum silicone tip slips you open before its wide Hilt-like... more »
Mare Maker 130: Equestrian Gold
I’ve had the Mare Maker 130 for 6 months now and it’s the perfect ride to finish off a play session, whether you’re with your partner/playmate or playing solo. At 13 inches in circumference and shaped with a uniquely oblong cross section and... more »
Gape Keeper 140® Review - "Squish Squash, Push Pop"
I ordered the Gape Keeper 140® along with the Gape Keeper 93® (for wearing long term) and after I’d conquered the Spike 125 and Grip 150, among others. As others have mentioned, the Gape Keeper® shape means that even if you’ve... more »
The Best Sex Of My Life - A.C.'s Chute 75 Review
The Chute by Topped Toys seems to be an under-appreciated plug, and that needs to change - from my perspective, everyone should be using this every time they have sex. I can't say enough about how The Chute has helped me and my husband have... more »
Topped Talk 2023: Expanding Your Hole-Horizons
William Cowper (sadly not the same William Cowper who discovered the Cowper's Glands, where precum is made) famously wrote "Variety is the very spice of life, that gives it all its flavor.” We couldn't agree more. We all love what we... more »