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Topped Toys @ Darklands: The Such FFun Interview
The Darklands Festival this year was so much fun (who woulda guessed?). We were honoured to be there and represent ourselves at the Mister B Amsterdam booth. We met tons of sluts who were eager to learn all about our toys. We made new friends, and we... more »
Meet Our Pegging Powerhouse Toys
The Pegasus, Mordax, Artemis, and Erebus are truly incredible toys. But let's face it. If there was someone out that was as hung as these toys, the world would break. Droves of sluts would be on a mission (and on all fours) to hunt down that... more »
Toys For Tops: Make Bottoms Melt, And Heighten Your Orgasms
Tops, We See You You know we love toys, and fists make us melt, but a good hard fuck is like nothing else. So, who says we can't combine a couple of things we love to make sex even more mind-blowing? We love nothing more than making sluts cum harder than... more »
Hilt 115: Discovering A Game Changer!
The Hilt 115 is my third toy from Topped Toys and is, at the moment, the most mind-bending. I’ve been playing with larger intermediate toys for both width and length for several years and was dissatisfied with most of the available ones. My search... more »
Pup Davey on How To Supersize Your Anal Game
Courtesy of MEL Magazine "Got your sights set on bigger, better things? Learn how to up your backdoor game with Pup Davey, porn’s resident giant butt-plug expert. So it makes sense that there’s such a fervent audience for porn that puts sexual... more »
Challenge Accepted!
I ordered the Grip 115 along with the Gape Keeper® 116 on Monday and received them both on Wednesday. Wow! That was fast! I currently have a Chute 85, a Gape Keeper® 100, a Grip 96 and a Mordax 105. Those were a step up from my largest toy... more »
Deep Space Defies Expectations
Deep Space is intrusive, it is invasive, and completely goes against your expectations. I picked the Deep Space 80 because the width would fit with a reasonable warm-up, and the depth was at or near my limit. It looks like such a simple toy, but its true... more »
Complete Sensory Overload with Hilt 95
You've never felt anything like this. I don't care if you've been gang-banged by a whole bathhouse or fisted by a football team, this is different. Context: I picked the Hilt 95 because the head was a width I could take with warmup, the shaft was at my "I... more »
Topped Talk: Going Big in 2022 With Some Of Our Favourite Sluts
THERE'S NOTHING LIKE FINALLY POPPING IN A BIG NEW TOY That hunt for the next big stretch is something that fuels so many sluts out there. Bearing down on a bigger, new toy, and the sheer bliss as it overwhelms your hole and your senses, there's nothing like... more »
Cetos 110: My Monstrous Maiden Voyage
I love unique fantasy designs for their ability to rearrange my insides in ways I never thought possible. When I first laid my eyes on Cetos, my imagination ran wild with thoughts of what this tantalizing tentacle would do to my hole. The description... more »