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Complete Sensory Overload with Hilt 95
You've never felt anything like this. I don't care if you've been gang-banged by a whole bathhouse or fisted by a football team, this is different. Context: I picked the Hilt 95 because the head was a width I could take with warmup, the shaft was at my "I... more »
Topped Talk: Going Big in 2022 With Some Of Our Favourite Sluts
THERE'S NOTHING LIKE FINALLY POPPING IN A BIG NEW TOY That hunt for the next big stretch is something that fuels so many sluts out there. Bearing down on a bigger, new toy, and the sheer bliss as it overwhelms your hole and your senses, there's nothing like... more »
It's a toy... but what is it?
Take one look around Amazon or your local sex shop and you'll very quickly see that there's no shortage of sex toy makers out there. They range from discount dildos made in huge quantities in factories, to top-quality handmade pieces of rideable art.... more »
Cetos 110: My Monstrous Maiden Voyage
I love unique fantasy designs for their ability to rearrange my insides in ways I never thought possible. When I first laid my eyes on Cetos, my imagination ran wild with thoughts of what this tantalizing tentacle would do to my hole. The description... more »
Topped Toys - Featured on the SuchFFun Podcast
We're On The Air! Hear all about the start of Topped Toys from founders Rod and Michel on the Such FFun podcast. Learn what inspired your favorite designs and what's coming up next from our test lab. Our story Design philosophy of our toys Long term... more »
Canada Day Sale 2021 - 🍁Sorry About Your Hole, Eh!🍁
(All of our Seconds Toys are sold out. But you can still get Free Global Shipping on every Toy order!) Happy Canada Day, sluts! July 1st is Canada Day, so of course we're celebrating! We'd like to take this opportunity to share our Canadian values of... more »
The Mordax: A Revolution In Depth Training
There are so many things to say about Mordax. When it was first released, I was thinking that this was a toy that I would have to train up to in order to take it to a decent depth. When it arrived at my doorstep, it still seemed like a HUGE toy, even as I... more »
Which Size Grip Is Right For Me?
Selecting the right size toy for your ability level and your goals is an important part of your purchase. Get a toy that’s too small and you’ll quickly wish you’d gone bigger. Pick a toy that’s too big and you might find it relegated... more »
Maximum Mordax Mayhem
The Topped Toys Crew Did it Again! To start, I am a HUGE fan of the entire Topped Toys line. I have what some would call an out of control collection of toys from various erotic toy companies, but Topped Toys seems to be the go-to for not only me, but... more »
Pricing, Discounts, and Our Value Philosophy
Topped Toys is committed to offering industry-leading prices. Part of the way we do that is by limiting the discounts available on our products. Discounting products for some customers means that others will pay a higher price. We think that’s... more »