The Post 100

10" Max. Circ.
8.75" Neck Circ.
5" Insertable

Regular price$137
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stain and smell resistant

dishwasher safe

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Nothing can save your quivering hole from this dastardly torture device. The Post puts your hole through the ringer and shows you no mercy. If you loved doing lip-thrashing reps on your Grip, the Post takes that in entirely new directions.

It opens you up with a pointed head and lube-gripping texture that gets real blunt real fast, rocking out to its max circumference after only a few inches. But watch out for that false-end. When your lips hit the middle-ring and you think you've taken it all, you're still not done. One more push and The Post drops off aggressively to its thick neck, treating your hole to a unique double-pop every time you slide over the flare. That neck gives your struggling lips next to nothing to hold onto either, so it'll spit itself out just as soon as you can jam it back in. Feeling brave enough to try to wear it out to the club?

So go on, we dare you to try to hold it in after getting through a couple hundred reps. We'll just see how quickly it falls out of your loose, puffy, destroyed slot. Talk about turbo-charging your training.

Max Circumference 10
Max Diameter 3.18
Neck Circumference 8.75
Neck Diameter 2.79
Insertable 5
Max Circumference 25.40
Max Diameter 8.10
Neck Circumference 22.22
Neck Diameter 7.09
Insertable 12.7

 

Need help picking the right size? If it's your first time using our toys we suggest starting with a size you know you'll be able to handle. Once you're familiar with our super flexible silicone, you'll be able to size up safely. Pay careful attention to the detailed size charts in both inches and cm to make sure that you are ordering a size that you will be happy with. For a slutty and informative write up our toys, read our Size Guides! Remember to always play safely within your abilities so you can keep playing for years to come.

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The Post 100
$137 | Obsidian

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We use only the highest grade lab certified skin safe platinum silicone from reputable suppliers. Our material conforms to the highest international standards in Canada, the USA, and EU.

Every order ships in a plain cardboard box. Most orders ship same day, excluding during sales. Customers are responsible for paying return shipping. You credit card statement will read *SP_TOPPED.

All orders to the USA or EU ship from our USA and EU warehouses respectively, so you will not be charged customs or import fees and your order will arrive with a local delivery company.

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Select Purchase Protection at checkout and we'll cover your return, free of charge. Or, check out our Return and Refund Policy.

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