Announcements
Black Friday 2024
Early Access: Thursday, November 28 2024 @ 10:00am PSTStarts: Friday, November 29 2024 @ 10:00am PSTEnds: Tuesday, December 3 2024 @ 11:00am PSTAll toys, accessories, and apparel will be 25% off site-wide Make the most of this sale!We expect a large... more »
Canada Day Sale 2024
Happy Canada Day! Summer is nearly here, and our Canada Day Sale is coming up at the end of June! 🍁 We’re ready to get really wild this summer. Are you? The Canada Day Sale is your chance to stock your toy chest to the brim with everything... more »
Canada Day 2023
Happy Canada Day, sluts! Behold, holes of the world! Our 2023 Canada Day Sale is just around the corner! There's nothing that makes us more proud than seeing your cunts being stretched around our toys, and we want to facilitate as much pussification as... more »
Topped Toys @ Darklands: The Such FFun Interview
The Darklands Festival this year was so much fun (who woulda guessed?). We were honoured to be there and represent ourselves at the Mister B Amsterdam booth. We met tons of sluts who were eager to learn all about our toys. We made new friends, and we... more »
Canada Day Sale 2022 - 🍁Givin' Er 110 On Your Hole🍁
Happy Canada Day, sluts! July 1st is Canada Day, so of course we're celebrating! We'd like to take this opportunity to share our Canadian values of equality, tolerance, diversity, and community with all of you. We wouldn't be here without you all, and we... more »
We Ship To The EU From Within The EU
You heard that right! We've got a big cache of toys at our new EU fulfillment centre that are eager to find their way into your holes. When you order from ToppedToys.com to an EU address your order will ship from within the EU, so fear not the... more »
It's a toy... but what is it?
Take one look around Amazon or your local sex shop and you'll very quickly see that there's no shortage of sex toy makers out there. They range from discount dildos made in huge quantities in factories, to top-quality handmade pieces of rideable art.... more »
Topped Toys - Featured on the SuchFFun Podcast
We're On The Air! Hear all about the start of Topped Toys from founders Rod and Michel on the Such FFun podcast. Learn what inspired your favorite designs and what's coming up next from our test lab. Our story Design philosophy of our toys Long term... more »
Canada Day Sale 2021 - 🍁Sorry About Your Hole, Eh!🍁
(All of our Seconds Toys are sold out. But you can still get Free Global Shipping on every Toy order!) Happy Canada Day, sluts! July 1st is Canada Day, so of course we're celebrating! We'd like to take this opportunity to share our Canadian values of... more »
Pricing, Discounts, and Our Value Philosophy
Topped Toys is committed to offering industry-leading prices. Part of the way we do that is by limiting the discounts available on our products. Discounting products for some customers means that others will pay a higher price. We think that’s... more »