Love At First Ride: Artemis 125 Review by B.C.

Love At First Ride: Artemis 125 Review by B.C.


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I cannot stress this enough, I purchased this beast with the intention of it replacing my old non-platinum-silicone toys I use for pre-stretching. I didn’t expect it to be an absolute spotlight thief and introduce me to a new way I can annihilate my hole.

With me not having anything venture beyond my second hole, any toy that offered depth I generally avoided as I would only get down about halfway. However the Artemis 125 seemed to check a few boxes as far as dimensions and overall fairly subtle aesthetics considering its back story.

I wanted something that was approximately as girthy as what I was using with a gentle tapered tip so as to assist in the pre-stretching before the main event featuring my Mare Maker 142 (also wrote a lengthy review on that one) Deep Space 140 and my Cetos 150.

My ‘Silicone Sculpture’ (according to the shipping documents hahah) arrived quite quickly and I soon unwrapped it to appreciate just how much of a beast something in the 12x" size range can be. Fine attention to detail, veiny and so damn heavy. I whacked Artemis 125 across my face a few times for whatever reason, it wasn’t until the next day that I got to properly experience it.

I cleaned out and laid out my artillery for the session. First poke it was good, allowed me to get down far enough and pause while my sphincter got up to speed on the forthcoming. Took a deep hit of some pre-heated poppers, pushed down a second time a little further, the gradual taper in this beast really made the warm up really easy and fast, by the third drop I was ready to drag my hole over this veiny beast. I switched my music over to something with a bit more beat, ramping up the reps per minute and took a few deep hits of poppers, I went to town thrashing my hole over this thing, I am not a depth guy but that didn’t stop me from using as much length as my hole could handle, enough to appreciate the girthier top section in its entirety all while swinging a baseball bat to my g-spot.

I staggered off Artemis 125 after only a couple of minutes to take a breather for about 20 minutes and returned for rounds 2 and 3. At this point I was feeling pretty spent so I laid down to finish myself off with a long firing range climax, I laid there in a haze, not being able to locate all of what fired out of me, ears ringing once again (this is one of the ways my body responds to such an orgasm).

Despite how much of a finale that was, I wasn’t done.

After a few hours, I opened up X to have a look at some of trashed holes I admire, my hole was twinging asking me for more.

No preparation required for this round besides a re-lube. After finishing the first time, my hole can really change in tightness and more so tingly sensitive, Usually, this would signal me to try again some other time, this time however my hole was egging me on, I put on something slower (Apocalypse by Cigarettes after Sex), took another few hits of heated poppers and went to town on Artemis 125 once more.

This round was quite different to the first, like all the walls inside me were triggering shivers and me to lose stability while it drove in and out of me once more. Each time my hole was dragged over the girthiest part it felt like I was being hollowed out like a Halloween pumpkin.

With every rep I could feel the friction of my hole dragging against Artemis 125's shaft, at the same time my second hole was fighting for its life against the pointiest toy I have ever taken.

After all that devastation, I crashed out after finishing once more and slept for about 10 hours after that

All this when all I thought I was getting was a better pre-stretcher? Ooof.

- B.C. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️



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